pleatedjeans:

“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

ALL Y’ALL MOTHAFUCKAS JELLY

I AM A MEXICAN WRESTLER

Adorbs

therebelwhore:

dysphorism:

siregberttheokayscrewslamps:

animalsforpresident:

Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.

i think i just wet myself from laughing

I started laughing uncontrollably.

fucking hell, the rate I’m saving I’ll never afford england

I HAVE TO STOP GOING OUT DRINKING.

IT WILL STOP

I WILL STOP SPENDING MY MONEY ON STUPID SHIT

holy shitballs i’m bored.

DOUBLE CAB POWAH

thefasstimes:

“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks

“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”

We are seriously the cutest couple

lol’d

This is apparently coming out in 3 days.

In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think

i’ll finally lose weight

omg yes

OH MY GOD PLEASE BE ON ANDROID PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Finally some motivation.

I love this app.

Must. Get. This. App.

i have  a MIGHTY NEEED

this is my lord and savior

I will legitimately start running if I get this.

So I went to a real good fun show tonight and now I’m fucking wasted on the train home

Thug lyf

fullmetalfeminist:

polterpastry:

indigirl94:

catbountry:

rooshoes:

This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.  

Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

So beautiful.

uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo look for yourself if you don’t believe me

THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.

Tragically beautiful

lost it. holy shit.